WE FUCKING ONE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!

Man, I am beside myself! We did it….we as a city, not just nem players that don’t even actually live anywhere near Philly…BUT US…the people of this town who do nem chores and drink nem beers and eat nem hoagies…day after day. WE DID IT!

The bad news is that you’d think that a naked guy ramming a jackhammer into the concrete outside the Vet (I will never speak the name of that other stadiun) would get a solid 5 minutes in…but as Steve Martin so supcinctly put it… BUT NO!!

I got my ass thrown into “sports jail” down here on Pattison Ave. Oh, well, at least they know me here. Officer Kent Harrops says I’ll be out as soon as they can get aholda Rhoda. I mean, she’ll post my bail, right?

Anyway….PHILLIE RUOOOOOOOOLZ! AND YOU JUST WEIGHT TIL I’M MAYOR OF THAT AWFUL TOWN IN NEW SMELLSY!